KIDNEY SCAN...

I just had to go to our local NHS hospital, for a kidney scan, my GP thought that a dodgy kidney could be what is causing my high blood pressure.

I was examined by THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN in real life. He was about 6 foot 2, with bright blue eyes, black curly hair, and the most lovely, soft Australian accent I have ever heard.

And I was wearing a pair of HUGE, black, Bridget Jones style drawers.

Buggeration!

'Cause, of course, you know, I SO stood a chance.