I've just heard...

... one of the funniest conversations in my life.

Two of our engineers were in my office, using the photocopier.

Engineer one: "Have you tried those chicken goujons from Asda? They're gorgeous."

Engineer two: "No - but I've tried their New York Vanilla Cheesecake. THAT'S nice but you know it's all gonna end up on your hips."

And they weren't being ironic at all.

I nearly sprayed my water all over my screen.