It was an ACCIDENT...

Whilst shopping yesterday with Zelda and my brother, I spotted 'Evil Co-slave' and his wife, and thought I'd play a jolly prank on him.

The plan:

To sneak up behind him, and nudge him in the back of the legs with my trolley, and wait for his reaction.

What actually happened:

I sneaked up behind him, nudged the trolley towards him and smashed into his achilles tendon, flooring the poor fella in the middle of Asda. He was looking up at me, tears in his eyes, ready to swear. Alot. But, he managed to bite his tongue when he saw it was me rather than a random stranger.

I got a smack across the back of the head from Zelda. I kid you not. 35 years old, and my mother still smacks me. Evil Co-slave's wife nearly chinned me though, so I should count myself lucky.

He's not in work yet, he usually is by now - I hope he doesn't phone in sick, cause I'll have to explain to our manager that he's off because I assaulted him.