Conversation with Dave...

I was playing with Kendal in his room last night, while Dave was in the bathroom.

Kendal was waiting for his bath, and getting quite stroppy.

"Ooh," says I, "you're just like your daddy, you grumpy thing."

Dave pipes up:- "I'm not grumpy!"

I couldn't resist, I replied, "No, you're Dopey."

His response? "Let's leave this right here shall we? Cause you're hardly Snow White"

Wah? How terribly wounding!!